.....Although at York College, it seems we don't learn the right new things each day.
We didn't learn anything new about the topic "government, policies and the public services" however we did learn that Alan Stringer knows absloutely nothing about the subject.
One thing we did learn at college today is that we failed that unit. Thanks boss, although it may have been helpful to have told us we'd failed more than 2 and a half hours before the deadline for this year! Wankers!
To top the stress off from college today the notorious librarians, an evil, elitist force featuring a varied range of bizarre characters, otherwise known as Fat Patrol made their usual cameo appearance, which made me lose my temper with them! They began to come close to me as if i'd feel threatened by their skeletal frames and their shrivelly complexions. "GET OUT!!! PUT THAT DOWN!! LEAVE AT ONCE!!! THERE'S AN ALARM!!" As Jed pointed out , "Pity there wasn't a fire".
Fat Patrol with their name which makes no sense, as I can only thing of one very overweight member of their team, however she seems to be the Deputy leader of this fierce crew, only second to the one and only SNICKERS!!!
*Insert Jaws music*
Every member of Fat Patrol is either obese, shrivelly, german or looks like a porn star (according to Jed). Don't be fooled by their unconventional super elite appearances! No joke about it boys, if you have any edible snacks or drinks around, this team will sniff it out and be first on the scene. College students have been known to be reduced to hiding under desks from these evil creatures, have their chairs visciously IMPOUNDED whilst still sat on it and general abuse from and if there is more than "one to a machine" then consider yourself dead. Watch out. They are FAT PATROL.
Not writing much today. My day of conflict with Fat Patrol has well and truly taken it out of me.
Soon I guess, unfortunately for you!
